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megarection

the maximum size your penis can be at any given moment. rock hard (happens rarely)
when you are extremely horny and aroused

"dude last i had the biggest boner, it was a megarection!"
by johnchulo August 6, 2009
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megatechtonic

the best shitposts around
“Megatechtonic is my favorite youtuber!”
by Megatechtonic November 13, 2020
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Megascule

The opposite of minuscule. There’s probably a word that means this already, but this one is more convenient.
“That is a very megascule slice of pizza you have.”
by XEXXYN June 20, 2021
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megasex

A big dick, a creamy vagina -- megasex.
Chris and Courtney had severe megasex last night.
by Chris from Vancouver August 6, 2006
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megadeck

A powerpoint slide deck containing a series of smaller, separate, yet related powerpoint presentations. Used in the place of multiple powerpoint presentations for the purpose of a single forum (e.g., a meeting with multiple parts).
Antoine: Did you prepare the presentations for tomorrow's all-day meeting?

Anthony: Yes. In fact, I combined the 6 presentations into one megadeck.
by Marty McKesson April 27, 2005
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megasecond

Longer than 1 second but shorter than two.
Wait there, I will just be a megasecond (megasec)
by natnatnat_ August 25, 2008
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megasexual

A person that is completely sexually open. This includes but is not limited to heterosexuality, homosexuality and incest. Megasexuals will have sex with men, women, intersexuals, animals, vegetables, minerals, furniture, tesla coils, jack frost, legal tender, Seth Killian, electricity, humunculi, naked singularities, baby bottles, garbage plates, starfish weiners, lady boys, snowmen, admiral ackbar, vestibules, mother nature, pygmies, real dolls, dr. sheldon cooper,Thor, traps, psyduck, dinosaurs, NCC-1701D, fox news pundits, spin networks, toasters, Mayor McCheese, lepers, dirty diapers, christmas, your mom and
whatever blanka is and beyond.
Larry broke up with Nick because he found out he was a megasexual; he could not forgive him for the time Glenn Beck tag teamed him with a geode.
by Admiral "IT'S A TRAP!" Ackbar December 25, 2009
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