Megalodon Dick

A dick that is very muscular, scary, and over one foot long.

Girl you won’t believe the megalodon dick on my hubby last night. He couldn’t fit all of it in!

by Bush Lord 69 420 July 10, 2019

Megalodon fucked

When you drink almost a whole bottle of vodka, twerk violently for hours and abuse anyone within a 10 metres of you

"Yeah man she was megalodon fucked"
"On a scale of 1-megalodon fucked how drunk are you"

by MegalodonM8 July 24, 2015

Megalodon monday

A national holiday every monday celebrating the Megalodon shark

Tim: What day is it?

Rob: Its Megalodon monday!

Tim: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023