Megaladong

A mans Schlong that blows away anything that John Holmes had going on. A mix between a Megaladon and a huge Schlong also known as the Dave Tedesco!

"When Jane dropped his drawers she screamed at the size of his megaladong!"

by jackhole mcgilicutty May 17, 2006

Megalodon

A huge, extreme or excellent Mafia boss.

Joe got shot because he owed money to the Megalodon.

"Hey, I can’t wait to see that new gangster film about the Megalodon."

She was both terrified and excited when the Megalodon asked her out for dinner.

"Joe, don't look that guy in the eyes!... he's the Megalodon."

The FBI finally managed to lock up the Megalodon... on TAX evasion.

by Paulhully August 12, 2018

Megalodongus

A big fucking penis

Does Mark have Big Dick Energy? - Katie
Not just that, he has a nine incher megalodongus - Megan
Fuck - Katie

by Chemistryboy404 September 14, 2019

Megaladong

meaning, having a weenor 16 inches or more

Woah dude your dong is mega its like 16 inches that could be a megaladong

by megafatbuttholeboy54 September 11, 2022

ultra megalodons

When something you dont like happens, and instead of saying "what the fuck" you say ultra megalodons.

"What the ultra megalodons"

by Casey fitzweiner January 16, 2008

Megalodong

Derived from the prehistoric shark known as a Megalodon that is thought to have lived during the Cenozoic Era. Although its actual size is debatable, all scientists have agreed that it was massive. This term is used to define an enormously endowed man.

"That guy definitely has a megalodong; I bet it's larger than Shaq's."

by SharkFact69 September 6, 2013

megalodon

n. a giant shit. one that excedes normal size of the bowel complex.

I had 3 cups of coffee and I just dropped a vicious megalodon.

by Djnasm October 11, 2007