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Steven Moffat

Evil Genius
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.
Show ends with a terrible cliffhanger: This show is totally pulling a Steven Moffat!

Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!
by You'll never guess August 3, 2012
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Mefford

Dude, did you hear about the Mefford?
by shandalier1101 September 26, 2008
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Peter Maffay

A famous german singer.
Often (at least in Germany) used to strengthen a negative statement.
Mostly used in online gaming.
Me: I'm lagging like Peter again.
Other Radom Guy: Like Peter Maffay?
by fishkiller2406 June 25, 2016
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Moffat

The King of all things troll-ish who reigns over a land in which the people are constantly crying and everything hurts. Reichenbach's soundtrack is played on a loop in all the supermarkets, and Doomsday is played in all the local bars. In these bars you are personally waited upon by a Mark Gatiss, who will serve you your soul on a silver platter.
Fangirl 1: I can't stop crying
Fangirl 2: Moffat struck again, didn't he.
Fangirl 1+2: /Cry
by JustBeingBreezy May 11, 2012
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Moffat

A single word explaining all sorrow. Coming from Steven Moffat, who has bought sadness to many BBC fandoms.
Person 1: Why are you crying?
Person 2: Because Moffat.
by v-vesps January 19, 2013
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MEFA

The legendary variant of Bofa. MEFA (Mega Extreme Fookwadian Asintits) is its own terminal cancer, and is commonly known to take your mother or a closed loved one in the process. It can be transmitted visually or verbally. MEFA has similar symptoms to testicular cancer (in men), cervix cancer (in women) and causes extreme emotional and physical pain. There are many nostrums to MEFA: such as MEFA-k'inurMum (from the tree InUrMum), MEFA-k'inUrSys (from the rock InUrSys), and MEFA-k'inUrDawg (from the river InUrDawg ). The only cure that seems to be consistent is to avoid interaction with humans with strong sexual desires. Even then, there have been cases of MEFA, and the recipient was not aware they had it.
Ex : If you caught MEFA at school yesterday, go see MEFA-k'inUrDawg. It'll change the way you feel the pain.

Ex 2: "Dude your mom's a milf. Watch out, you might catch MEFA. Then I'll have to put this wood where it belongs......."

Ex 3 (female use): "Better stop fasting and eat meat for your family's sake. If continue your careless behvior, in a few weeks you'll need MEFA-k'inUrMan again."
by DatGoy1945 November 17, 2018
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dirty moffatt

When a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a dildo, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his ass while masterbating. After coming, the man pulls out the dildo, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.
bradly gave himself a dirty moffatt on the snowday.
by Alejandro Fernandez December 14, 2008
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