megetate

To unsuccessfully meditate-producing a state of mind between meditation and vegetation. See vegetate

After 20 minutes of meditation I began to megetate, and soon thereafter, fell asleep.

by crouton8 January 25, 2013

mergetard

Noun; a merge-challenged driver; a driver who seems unable to accelerate and merge into traffic properly or safely.

“I’m stuck behind a MERGETARD on the 405! This guy can’t merge to save his fucking life!”

by Louie II March 15, 2018

Meepet

A Meepet also know as a Creepet or Sleepet

is a small fuzzy dog that can be mistaken for a Muppet. A Meepet tends to be lazy, mushy and an all around good dog that happens to look like a side of mashed potatoes when laying down!

Tim's dog Waffles is such a meepet!

by Dertygerty October 14, 2021

Olivia Meggett

Olivia meggett is a really bad father but a wonderful grandfather and she has a cat named Gail who is the equivalent of Jesus

Have u seen Olivia maggot

No stupid it’s Olivia meggett

by 🦋🐥 November 28, 2019

megetarian

Main Entry: meg·e·tar·i·an
Pronunciation: "me-j&-'ter-E-&n
Function: noun
Etymology: meat + vegetable + -arian
1 : one who believes in or practices vegetarianism with the exception of eating one meat meal per week.

Have you heard that Dave converted from vegetarianism to megetarianism! Yes, he now believes that it's the future and also that homo sapiens need at least a little bit of meat in their diet on a weekly basis.

by Calvin Barajas October 20, 2007

megetarian

Main Entry: meg·e·tar·i·an
Pronunciation: "me-j&-'ter-E-&n
Function: noun
Etymology: meat + vegetable + -arian
1 : one who believes in or practices vegetarianism with the exception of one meat meal per week (poultry, fish, meat).

Did you hear that Thomas Lee Bass is now a megetarian? Yes, he only eats one meat meal on Saturday for lunch.

by Calvin Barajas (www.calvinbarajas.com) October 9, 2007

medgetate

To be mindful of your own laziness; lay around in a relaxed, meditative state

Blake is really into mindfulness and all that. When he lights the frankincense, he can medgetate for hours without accomplishing a thing.

It was another rough week at Google. Fonseca skipped yoga and spent most of the day medgetating.

by albrigjr November 18, 2017