Medianmonobisexual

Medianmonobisexual (Middle of 1 and 2 1.5 sexual) is an attraction to the opposite gender, in addition to only a bit of the same sex.

"Guys, traps aren't gay, they're medianmonobisexual, because they look like women but have dicks."
"I'm not gay, I'm medianmonobisexual. I would never let a man bang me, but a futanari can bang me."

by heckinheck January 29, 2018

Medicannabis

Medical Cannabis. Californians passed Prop. 215 ten years ago allowing Doctors to recommend cannabis for medical purposes.
Section 11362.5 Of California Health and Safety Code...A) To ensure that seriously ill Californians have the right to obtain and use marijuana for medical purposes where that medical use is deemed appropriate and has been recommended by a physician who has determined that the persons health would benefit from the use of marijuana in the treatment of cancer, anorexia, AIDS, chronic pain, spasticity, glaucoma, arthritis, migraine or any other illness for which marijuana provides relief.

Francis L. Young, an administrative law judge with the Drug Enforcement Agency, has declared that "in its natural form, (cannabis) is one of the safest therapeutically active substances known."

Wow dude, that was such a long definition...i think i need some more medicannabis.
Do you want to drive to the collective for medicanabis? No Dude I went last time you go...

by Urban Wellness July 20, 2007

Medigan

A contraction of the Italian words "merde de canne"; meaning "dog shit. (or literally "shit of dog") This reference was used by Italian immigrants and their 1st generation Italian-American off-spring to describe non-Italians.

I had to work outside in the cold today, while my boss' medigan buddies got to work inside.

by Aljf59 February 20, 2011

Medigan

Joke combined with a series of Italian words. Contraction of the italian word "merda"(shit) the preposition "di"(of) and "cane"(dog) that means shit of dog but in italian shit of dog sounds very close to the word "Americano". The Italian word "Americano" means "American" but in the south of Italy they pronounce it "mericane" this word sounds very like merda di cane that means "shit of dog" and the early italian immigrants from the south of italy, used this joke to refer to the American food when somebody from the Italian family or outside the circle of family brought american food into an Italian home. Because American food was very different in those times from Italian food, so they called "dog's shit" in italian as the word American in Italian sounds like the words merd di cane that means "shit of dog"

somebody asked in Italian "what's that?that's not italian" the other went:"è mericane" and the other "it's merd di cane!!!" to mean that american food was like dog's shit. (mericano - merda di cane - medigan it's the way it's pronounced in English.

by capannelli October 26, 2011

Median Surfing

The act of a vehicle uncontrollably maneuvering into a median, often associated with slick road conditions.

Driver: I'm sure this speed is safe.
Passenger: Uh, why are turning sideways?
Driver: Hope you don't mind, I'm just going to practice my median surfing.

by Integer February 10, 2010

Genetic Median

Used to describe an offspring who inherited from their parents a perfectly balanced phenotypic feature in a certain domain.

Wow, He sure is a genetic median! His father has blonde hair, his mother has red and their child has orange hair!

by myore willhavitte June 5, 2019

Midiman

Impulse Tracker Module

Midiman call me IT

by Koji Kondo August 29, 2003