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absolute madman 

A fucking legend. someone who'll do something that even you wouldn't dare.
Did you see Tom? He swallowed a can of coke whole, what an absolute madman!
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Madman Ogre 

A beastly creature that rallies more of its kind to attack and harass women's shelters by leaving dead rats nailed to the walls and slurs written all over the walls. Sometimes it goes through legal means to harass places of healing for women. It also has supported a creature called balldemort in its own campaign to sure Sikh women for not touching his balls.
"Did you see what Madman Ogre said about the vandalism? He said they deserved it!"
Madman Ogre by MeaniePooPie August 29, 2019
Literally the most amazing, beautiful, and honest person in existence. They are incredibly gorgeous and heavenly, yet they refuse to accept it. Everyone is in love with them and admires them. Their gorgeous, brown eyes twinkle when they smile, and their luxurious, flowing, brown hair glistens in the sun. They are fierce, stubborn, and persistent, and they will not hesitate to do what is right. If you know a Madigan, you are literally the luckiest person in the world (but do not oppose them because they will squash you if you do). If you are a Madigan, congratulations, you are a walking God/Goddess.
Person 1: Holy fucking shit!!! Who the hell is that spectacular person??
Person 2: That's Madigan! A literal deity... we all worship them.
Madigan by khwejja January 31, 2023
maddy is nice, funny, cool, loving, skinny, preetty everythink a girl want to be and sheee AWESOME. you are lucky if you know a maddy, please dont be jealous because she gets all the boys! but she also a great friend!! maddys are hotties and babes. maddys are truely amazing ;) :)

from jake
Wow see that gir.
Yeah she's a Madisan
Madisan by Jakeey iz cool (: February 26, 2013
A male of any age who continually rages in a social setting. This person tends to be extremely successful with members of both sexes and is often the life of the party wherever he goes.
The party was kind of lame. Then this madman came in with some smoke shows and started getting everyone involved in upside down Margaritas.
Madman by AllSooTrue July 19, 2013
The leader of the Madiana Empire (Sirmaj) manages all aspects of the kingdom. The Seniors (April, Griffin and Paris) run their respective departments with the Juniors. They also manage the kingdom’s designers, where they fulfill the needs of the valued villagers. The formers, also known as the noted’s, are the previous leaders who shaped the kingdom into a better place. The reps carry special information and visit our kingdom, whilst delivering news they would like seniors and juniors in communication to announce to the public. The police (sometimes referred to as ‘moderators’) keep the kingdom free and safe for everyone. The advanced bots also help manage the various aspects of the kingdom. Finally, the kings and queens of the empire, also known to have led other empires such as ‘Pastriez’ oversee everything and manage the empire.
I want to go visit Madiana! That is my favorite group!
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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