Median

To find the median, you gotta find the middle in a sorted list of numbers

"Our median law school numbers aren't a cut-off. Stop asking, dammit"

by TheClef September 10, 2020

Median Reward

me·di·an - re·ward
ˈmēdēən - rəˈwôrd
_adjective_
1. A reward obtained at the midpoint of an assignment or a particularly unpleasant task. This reward (which generally consists of something sweet) serves the following significant purposes:

a) retrospective: providing the individual with a feeling of satisfaction for the percentage of assignment completed and

b) providing the individual with extra motivation to complete the remaining portion of the assignment

I need a median reward or I'll never finish this essay 😭

by mwar123 April 04, 2017

Median Surfing

The act of a vehicle uncontrollably maneuvering into a median, often associated with slick road conditions.

Driver: I'm sure this speed is safe.
Passenger: Uh, why are turning sideways?
Driver: Hope you don't mind, I'm just going to practice my median surfing.

by Integer February 10, 2010

Genetic Median

Used to describe an offspring who inherited from their parents a perfectly balanced phenotypic feature in a certain domain.

Wow, He sure is a genetic median! His father has blonde hair, his mother has red and their child has orange hair!

by myore willhavitte June 05, 2019

Deborah Median

Deborah Meaden from dragons den always gets offended when somone shows there idea and it is not very good. so if somone got angry at you or annoyed or offended you would say stop going 'Deborah Median' at me.

Andrew stop going so Deborah Median at me

by Emma Zelwigger August 01, 2011

See median, draw symmedian

A little known trick which solves every single geometry problem in existence. It is used through drawing the isogonal conjugate of a median in a triangle after observing a median, and usually allows the use of Desargues' involution theorem to instantly finish the problem.

"How do you solve this problem?"
"See median, draw symmedian"

by xor2004 July 15, 2023

Episodes And Film (Median)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Episodes And Film (Median)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025