Mongolian Meatpie

When someone shits all over your dick and then gives you a blowjob.

Laquan: Ay brotha wanna hit up a Mongolian Meatpie?

Earl: Yump, defenitely that sounds dashing.

by Mike Blumberg... June 19, 2009

Spicy Meat Pipe

The act of smothering your dick with sriracha sauce and getting it sucked.

My girlfriend gave me a spicy meat pipe last night and it felt wonderful.

by Boner Farts December 8, 2014

meatpie

The art of putting "man meat" in your "pie hole".

I made meatpie last night, these fries are good.

by Elizabeth Mae June 1, 2007

meatpiece

another name for penis, or a strictly sexual mate.

i want to stroke your meatpiece.
or
my meatpiece is coming over tonight.

by Morning View June 21, 2008

meatpie

when a man pulls out his cock of a gapping butthole and lays it on the hole and cums

My cousin Mike likes extra filling on his meatpie

by Princess.Twat June 10, 2010

meat pipe

A testicular deformity associated with the symptoms of a large, abnormally unhealthy cock that is raging with a combination of genital herpes, crabs, and syphilus (Treatment is optional and consists of a cheap prostitute eating your swollen and cancerous DICK. There is only a 47% chance of recovery, with the great risk of a slow painful death).

Bronson's gargantuan meatpipe, deceased and a threat to human safety, is surpassed in severity only by his rectally hemmoraged bonch and extremely potent anal yeast infection.

by The Beast Master July 1, 2003

Meatpie

When someone nuts so hard that it feels like they had another dick in whatever hole.

Boy 1: Did you hear about Mr. GOAT talking to my mom?

Boy 2: No, what did they say?

Boy 1: I think she was yelling about meatpies or something, maybe she's hungry.

by MeatyBoPetey August 29, 2017