mattiece

A sexy little beast with who gets all the girls. He might look like a dwarf but that doesn't matter with a dick of his size. Don't expect the brightest of minds, but in the end the only thing that matters is his sexy, often dark chocolate body.

#hot #stupid #cute

Girl 1: Whats that little guys name?

Girl 2: Mattiece I think.

Girl 1: Oh thats why he's such a cutie!

by Thewhitedanishmamba December 11, 2016

Mongolian Meatpie

When someone shits all over your dick and then gives you a blowjob.

Laquan: Ay brotha wanna hit up a Mongolian Meatpie?

Earl: Yump, defenitely that sounds dashing.

by Mike Blumberg... June 19, 2009

meatpie

The art of putting "man meat" in your "pie hole".

I made meatpie last night, these fries are good.

by Elizabeth Mae June 1, 2007

manpiece

slang for the male genitalia

He took out his manpiece to show his lady-friend a good time; after a swift quick to his manpiece, Todd doubled over in pain.

by audioshack June 24, 2005

meatpie

when a man pulls out his cock of a gapping butthole and lays it on the hole and cums

My cousin Mike likes extra filling on his meatpie

by Princess.Twat June 10, 2010

meat piece

a word describing a female in which you dont have a relationship with, because you are keeping in the hook up or friend zone incase a hotter girl comes along.

yeah man strictly meat piece material.

by acinorev egiap August 13, 2011

Meatpie

When someone nuts so hard that it feels like they had another dick in whatever hole.

Boy 1: Did you hear about Mr. GOAT talking to my mom?

Boy 2: No, what did they say?

Boy 1: I think she was yelling about meatpies or something, maybe she's hungry.

by MeatyBoPetey August 29, 2017