Meating

The act of beating someone to death with a meat tenderizer during intercourse between two bears

There was a wild meating party Saturday night.

by The tenderizer October 9, 2017

Meating

A gathering of peers with the common goal of cooking and consuming more meat than one can eat. Stomach expansion is expected to be at at least twofold, as well as a cumulative death of at least 3 different animals for the event.

"will there be any veggie burgers at your guys' meating?"
"no fuck you jon you fucking vegetarian this is a fucking meating"

by orangefizzlebiz February 23, 2009

Meatninja

A person who slices meat like a ninja! Usually have a toxic way of speaking. Probably just a psychological thing!

Friend 1: "Wow! He sliced that meat quick!"

Friend 2: "Yeah! He must be a Meatninja!"

by TheCraveSeeker September 9, 2016

Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

by YeetController October 7, 2018

Metini

She’s swag , Swag , Swag , Swag , Swag and still Swag <33

Metini is swag

by Usiii November 27, 2021

cock meatin

The act of squishing three or more people into the back seat of a small, not suv type vehicle.

Damn did u see those niggers? they were cock meatin the shit out of that car!!

by C.hIlLL January 19, 2011

Accidental Meating

When a staunch vegetarian or vegan person accidentally eats meat, either because they thought the food was made of a meat substitute or because one of their friends tricked them.

Brooke: "Annette almost choked when I told her that those drummies she was wolfing down were made of REAL CHICKEN, not some bogus soy substitute. So she had an 'accidental meating.'"

Greg: "Wow. I've never seen her eat actual meat before. Guess we can't let her live that one down!"

by Brooke The Video Editor October 24, 2011