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Scottish meatgrinder

After a male has anal sex with a drunken woman, she gives him a blowjob but bites down drawing blood.
"Hey dave i went to a bar last night and got some ass, but she gave me a Scottish meatgrinder
by Poptarts303 April 26, 2011
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minneapolis meatgrinder

when you grind your meat in the pussy as though it were a meatgrinder.
After a couple of drinks, i took mhy girl back to my place and gaver her the minneapolis meatgrinder.
by black magic March 12, 2008
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Milwaukee Meatgrinder

This is a terrible terrible sexual act which involves murdering one's partner. One innitiates the Milwaukee Meatgrinder by first decapitating his partner, and then having sex with the girl's neck. This will most assuredly put you close to the front of death row no matter which state you're in.
"Did you hear about Drew?"
"No what happened"
"He gave his girlfrield the Milwaukee Meatgrinder and now he's got life in prison"
"No shit!?"
by Kumoniwannalaya March 30, 2010
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Mkayden Meatgrinder

When you have sex with at least six people at a party one at a time, leaving an hour recovery period in between each one
I’m definitely gonna try to pull a Mkayden Meatgrinder at the Furry Convention.
by Info wars January 7, 2022
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tally hall meatgrinder

a isnt going to five into
by kiwi276422 August 1, 2023
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Milwaukee meat grinder

A sexual move in which a man's sexual partner turns his penis like a crank while he defecates. This process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.
I gave Jeff the ol' Milwaukee meat grinder last night!
by Charli XXX September 8, 2014
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Quantum Meatrider

Someone who defies the parameters of meatriding, breaks free of societal norms and physics to meatride you on a quantum level.
Chauncey and Ariel spent 40 minutes talking about Robert when he wasn't even responding, he's a quantum meatrider!

Chauncey chased Robert around in Brawhalla at 1am for 15 minutes, I've never seen someone meatride like this before, he must be a quantum meatrider.
by get_got February 10, 2023
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