meatarian

A very awesome and manly person who only eats meat. As the opposite of vegetarians who are often also homosexuals the meatarian will never enjoy a cockmeat sandwich.

Well known meatarian's include: Chuck Norris, Darth Vader and Maddox.

After punching through a 3 feet wall using nothing but his bare hands and peg leg, Jim ate a bag of beef jerky. He is a meatarian.

by niggerfaggot78 June 29, 2016

madbrain

Someone who is crazy, or acting crazily.

"Look how recklessly that man is driving. (he is a) madbrain"

by bananamilkshakefiend October 15, 2009

Meatgrind

When two male individuals are grinding with one another face to face, meat on meat, peen on peen.

"Oh damn, check out those two guys doing a hardcore meatgrind!"

by sammy slamma jamma July 30, 2012

Russian Meatgrinder

When some one shaves the inside of their ass crack, lets it get all pricky, puts a part of the victim in between it, then rubs said butt cheeks together as if grinding meat.

"I gave your mother a Russian Meatgrinder last night bro"

by nomnomnom69 January 10, 2009

Meatgrinder

Defines the unfortunate time that a man or a woman receives oral sex from one who possesses braces on their teeth.

From the perspective of one who has never actually received a meatgrinder, it looks quite painful. However some claim that a meatgrinder isn't that bad. In fact some meatgrinder fans claim that 'it's an experience.'

Billy - "Joe, did Trish really give you a blowjob?"
Bob - "With chompers like that, I'd say it was a meatgrinder."
Joe - "It was an experience."

by Sorido May 14, 2006

meatbrick

an extremly hard penis

girl i'm gonna give you all this meatbrick

by thelmalu October 3, 2008

Scottish meatgrinder

After a male has anal sex with a drunken woman, she gives him a blowjob but bites down drawing blood.

"Hey dave i went to a bar last night and got some ass, but she gave me a Scottish meatgrinder

by Poptarts303 April 26, 2011