Beat Up Meat Curtains

A vagina with abnormally loose labia; displeasing to the eyes; unwanted.

I was going to sleep with Jessica, but ol' girl had some beat up meat curtains. (This is usually followed by a frown, or if you are typing, use :\ or ;( to show dissatisfaction with said vagina.)

by Zachariah Non Prolificus June 17, 2008

Up Meat

When a Male has an erection.

Person A: Why is Joey holding his binder over his pants?
Person B: He has Up Meat

by Hoe_Ass_Bitch__ May 18, 2018

Up meat

To show an someone your package in hopes of wooing them.

Pat was finna up meat on her

- richtapestry.tm

by D.A.44 December 29, 2025

Bae are we gon up meat on Thumbas?

This is translated in a language known as CT Lingo and the English definition is, “Bro are we gonna shoot up Thumbas?”

Bae are we gon up meat on Thumbas? Will we cream him til he’s impregnated, huh bae?

by Kkcarti November 16, 2025

Heat up the meat

To masturbate vigorously.

That Cathouse episode #6 was so hot, I was forced to pull it out and heat up the meat right in the living room.

by SirJCole February 27, 2008

beat up lunch meat

an overly used vagina

i heard she's been around" "yeah, she's got beat up lunch meat

by Bnasty16 November 24, 2010

upside down taco with the meat hanging out

When a girls cooter lips are too short and her pink junk is showing.

Merry came out of the shower the other night showing her upside down taco with the meat hanging out. Scary!

by Shardcard February 17, 2007