To Meat

Verb-
To throw meat at some one or something. May sometimes be constued sexually.

In her essay, Julia wrote about the complex emotions that happen when two people meat each other for the first time. Her teacher was confused untill she explaned that "to meat" meant in that context the throwing of raw hamburger patties. Julia failed that class.

by Katchan October 13, 2009

meat to seat

When a man sits down to drop a coal dumpling and his penis lays on the toilet seat

I caught pimp drip cause I went meat to seat at the mall bathroom.

by Cooter polluter April 16, 2017

meat to scene ratio

An unit of measure identified and studied by the philosopher Birdman, used primarily in his extensive scientific studies in the field of cockology.

It measures how much meat (penis) is present in a given scene, facilitating the analysis of the subjects in said scene.
Being a quantitative measurement however, it treats all meat (bbc or otherwise) the same.

According to lost journals by the philosopher, the ratio is calculated individually for each female subject and care must be had in cases where double(or triple) meat specials are at play.

you used to have such a low meat to scene ratio when i met you, look at you now!

by voidinfinity June 9, 2020

beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.

You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.

by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023

stuck to the meat

This occurs when you yank out a tampon that is still relatively un-used. As you take the tampon out, the dry, un-used cotton sticks to the sides of your vaginawall, known as the "wall meat". So you are tugging on your wall meat a little as you take it out.

It's a seriously yuck-o feeling, and all you gentlemen out there are lucky you don't have to feel it.

My tampon didn't go in straight, and now I have to pull it out; let's hope it's not stuck to the meat too badly.

by cindy_lolz July 24, 2012

to the meat

Anything ugly,fat,or looks bad.

Jared's girlfriend julissa is to the meat, she is not pretty at all.

Holis is fat and his stomach is to the meat

by Chevonna June 22, 2007

to the meat

To be drunk beyond recognition.

Yo Matchu was to the meat lastnight.

by Mr. ToweLE July 29, 2008