A no life nerd with a gamertag by the name of Machete who plays rocket league all day and doesn't wear socks around the homies in the bed. He also believes there are more than 2 genders. Also hasn't touched a women. Definitely makes love to "trans" people.
Machete is a meat rider...
by I are gay if u read this 🙅🏽♂️🧢 November 5, 2022
Get the A Meat Ridermug. 
Somebody who is obsessed with glazing President John F. Kennedy, so much so that they are undoubtedly riding his meat.
by JK_Money May 30, 2024
Get the JFK Meat Ridermug. They praise Sukhoi like a god and say any jet they made was the best jet ever made. these people say that the su57 is the best stealth fighter even being disproven multiple times in a row
by hampter33445 April 5, 2024
Get the sukhoi meat ridermug. a student that no matter what, gotta snitch. trust me if you live in Quebec and study in a francophone school, that one student will snitch on you cuz you spoke another language.
Guy 1: man i fucking hate Xavier, he's the teacher's meat rider.
Guy 2: nah frfr bro he needs to get tf outta here.
Xavier: i'm telling the teacher you said that.
Guy 1 & 2: FUCK YOU XAVIER!!!!!
Guy 2: nah frfr bro he needs to get tf outta here.
Xavier: i'm telling the teacher you said that.
Guy 1 & 2: FUCK YOU XAVIER!!!!!
by Cail oof February 1, 2024
Get the teacher's meat ridermug. by Not him November 4, 2022
Get the Meat ridermug. by Leak Leak 🐊🏖 March 22, 2017
Get the Meat ridermug.