The Meat Man

Not any meat man, but a meat man with only the finest meats. Due to the general nature of other meat man, he will insist that people feel his meats to see how his are far superior. If you have found The Meat Man and his Meat Man Van, don't be afraid. When he offers to let you get in his van and feel his meats, go ahead; not doing so is incredibly rude and will get you blacklisted by all meat men.

The Meat Man got all the kids at the park to feel his meat to see how high quality it is.

by Soapp August 9, 2018

naked meat man

Having sex without a condom, in the raw, aka raw dog, raw doggin it

Damn! I got it last night, but I went up in it naked meant man.
Dude, did you hit that naked meat man?
Don't tell me you hit that naked meat man style.

by robinU February 3, 2007

the meat man

A man who likes meat

"Wow who is that"
"The meat man"

by Yountro rooto June 29, 2017

penis meat man of pie

a person who spontaniously sucks a dildo or penis

penis meat man of pie

by buttlickerexpress February 20, 2010

Man Meat Mansion

A synonym for one's mouth.

Husband: You cheated on me with my brother, you slut!

Wife: Well, your cock just couldn't cut it.

Husband: Shut your "man meat mansion."

by littlewillyp January 21, 2011

Fucking the Meat Man

A girl walks in to a meat shop for produce and gets more than that. She asks the man for him to sit on her face while he smears meat juice alll over her face. Then she gets steak, wraps it around his dick and chomps it off. Later she gets a butcher knife and they become blood brothers. (NO LONE WOLVES

"I was Fucking the Meat Man. "

by doobhun nickle fo me January 17, 2010

man meat tornado

the act of men flailing their members in a circular motion on someones face.

gutted mate you got man meat tornado attacked in the barracks!

by hitman04596 February 26, 2009