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meat hook 

A womens large clitoris or vagina. If you can see it from behind its a meat hook. Porn stars & hookers usually always have meat hooks.
"That bitch's beat down meat hook wraped around my shaft really quite well, although all that friction can make for a dry pussy hole."
meat hook by geezery September 28, 2006

meat hook 

the meat hook is when you find a pregnant lady ( doesnt matter if she is a friend or stranger) then you bring her into a house. after getting her and kidnapping the pregnant women you will grab a big hook to grab stuff with. you will then ram it up the girls vagina. you will then reach in and hook the fetus of the baby inside and then pull it out. then you may have sex with the babies fetus and when your done with that you can then lasso the mom with the babies umbilical cord to then having sex with the mom. the mom always is happy after she just saw her baby having sex. yay
grab a mom and take the baby. then use the meat hook to grab the baby
meat hook by Chad Kales January 16, 2008

meat hook 

to swiftly approach a man from behind, reach between his legs, firmly graps his genitals, and pull back with all of your might..

the man will fall face first to the ground

this is the sole reason never to turn your back or walk away from a woman during, or shortly after a confrontation

:)
the woman meat hooked him while he walked away
meat hook by elec.one August 31, 2006

meat hook 

Imbalance Dota Skill!! Mean you going to die if you are hook by meathook. Damn Butcher -.-
Guy 1 is butcher
Guy 2 is enemy
Guy 3 is guy 2's allies

Guy 2: I go farm nc ok?
Guy 3: k, care
Guy 2: su...( haven't finished yet, a meat hook drag him out )

MMMMMMM.....FRESHMEAT!!

guy 1 pwned guy 3 head!!!!!111!!11

Guy 2: wtf??? LOL
Guy 3: Imba meat hook
Guy 1: gg hook =.=
meat hook by sonicstream December 15, 2009

Meat Hook 

Term used for a below average chick that you aren't really all that fussed about. You can fuck her or leave her. An average piece of meat that you use and leave hangin'.
Me: Hey Jay, there's some meat hook checking you out over there.

Jay: Cool, well I wasn't really doing anything exciting tonight anyway.
Meat Hook by Cory Cooper August 30, 2016

Meat Hook 

An unusually large male genitalia. Usually hanging to one side or another, it may resemble a large hook. I combination of girth and length with a slight curve is what gives a penis meat hook characteristics.
I saw Miguel naked today in the shower. The man has a fucking meat hook. I wonder how many ladies he has fleejed
Meat Hook by Cooter Johnson December 10, 2016