powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)
by anonymous April 23, 2023
Get the bark like a dog. Your below me moron mug.A British expression regarding a moment or situation of grief - Used in scenarios when someone simply cannot comprehend
Doug: Oy bruv, my man is shacking me up with a broad, real peng one too. Problem is she’s a dyke.
Chris: A dyke? Shit in me mouth bruv. No sense in that.
I was hanging out curbside and a car drove by, splattering mud all over my rain jacket... shit in me mouth.
Chris: A dyke? Shit in me mouth bruv. No sense in that.
I was hanging out curbside and a car drove by, splattering mud all over my rain jacket... shit in me mouth.
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Get the i'm in me moms car. BROOM BROOM mug.An excuse used when you get caught doing something.
Origin:
RPI student hears something in his apartment when all his roommates are away. He come out of his room to find some guy robbing him. After shouting "what the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out of my apartment!" the robber says, "Julio owes me money".
Origin:
RPI student hears something in his apartment when all his roommates are away. He come out of his room to find some guy robbing him. After shouting "what the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out of my apartment!" the robber says, "Julio owes me money".
When you're screwing a girl who's got a boyfriend and he walks in.
the boyfriend: "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
you (calmly): "Julio owes me money"
the boyfriend: "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
you (calmly): "Julio owes me money"
by Raffster December 29, 2008
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Get the ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom mug.Someone so self absorbed that no one else matters. Every bad event in their life must have a reason that excuses it.
If my child gets in trouble at school, it's because the teacher hates them.
If my child doesn't make the cheer team, it must be because she has short hair.
If my husband cheats on me, it must be caused by the medication he takes for a workman's comp injury.
If my son gets injured doing an activity that I know is dangerous and gets hurt, it must be the fault of the fireman who came to help him.
If I don't have enough money to pay my bills, or for Club soccer, or cheer, or back to school shopping, or college, I will get my kids to lie about their circumstances, I will fill out faulty claims to insurance, I will pretend to be unable to work, I will over inflate prices of repairs and lie to my landlord.
I am a me monster, how dare you focus on your life.
If my child doesn't make the cheer team, it must be because she has short hair.
If my husband cheats on me, it must be caused by the medication he takes for a workman's comp injury.
If my son gets injured doing an activity that I know is dangerous and gets hurt, it must be the fault of the fireman who came to help him.
If I don't have enough money to pay my bills, or for Club soccer, or cheer, or back to school shopping, or college, I will get my kids to lie about their circumstances, I will fill out faulty claims to insurance, I will pretend to be unable to work, I will over inflate prices of repairs and lie to my landlord.
I am a me monster, how dare you focus on your life.
by 2kermitthefrog August 29, 2013
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