McVittie

when you shit in a blender, put your face in it, then turn it on Frappe´ and it cuts your face and you get shit in your cuts

david is in to the kinky stuff

i know he gave himself a Mcvittie!

by Poonhogs June 9, 2008

McVittie Lick

Having fingered either a female or male the fingerer licks the remenance off their fingers.

"Fiona loves it dirty"

"I know mate, she gave me a McVittie Lick!!"

by BWMN050410 April 5, 2010

Fittie as a McVittie Biccie

Somebody who is beyond the relm of fit, and practically edible beacuse he is so totally hot.

God I love him!
He's as Fittie as a McVittie Biccie

by X April 1, 2005

Professor McTittyGrab

A woman who specializes in the education of breast message. Also, see an "Alicia."

I've never fondled breasts before, I need a Professor McTittyGrab to show me the ropes.

by KevDee May 17, 2010

McFitty

Any thing and everything, When describing someone or something It dosent have to make sense, It's a universal word, Those who are random use it at the end of a sentance as a great climatic thing to say, It's not an offensive word nor a complimentary word it's just THE WORD!!!

Sometimes described as Jase/Lauranesss!!!

"Whoa that guy outside with the ginger mullet is well McFitty"

by Jase McFitty October 2, 2007

tittie mcfitty

A lil fuck boi dickbutt who cant keep a secret

"You dumb tittie mcfitty I trusted you!!"

by DaRealMudderFuckinNiqqa December 23, 2014

Cunty McTittyballs

A notorious 17th century sex-worker, known for her big ol set of titty balls.

Little known fact, that despite all the attention to her tittyballs, those who knew here best spoke quite fondly of what Cunty was able to pull out of her ass. Legend has it that she once stored a Leprechaun on her insides for three glorious nights.

Cunty McTittyballs was real and this is a real source of information that is trustworthy.

by keldard January 30, 2019