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McMocking

When you are travelling down the highway on a road trip in the middle of nowhere and the only "food" you can find is McDonald's. There are no real restaurants or even decent fast food joints available for hundreds of miles.
Stop McMocking me, God! Come on! Give me a Taco Bueno, Subway, In-N-Out Burger...anything but McDonald's. It's not even REAL food!
by Shnogenheimer July 23, 2016
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Barry McCokiner

A made up name, much like Hugh Janus, or Mike Hunt, that is used for a cheap laugh. It is meant to sound like "Bury my cock in her." It was made famous when the guys on the show Workaholics used it in a conversation with their boss.
Teacher: "New kid, what's your name?"
New Kid: "Barry."
Teacher: "Barry what?"
New Kid: "Barry McCokiner!"
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slobberedon Mycockyoubitch

1.Popular saying from Yugoslavia. Used by males to their bitches, just after a certain sexually act, also seeblow job.

2.Ex-president of Yugoslavia(correctly pronounced Slobodan Miloševiæ)
1."oh fuck, get a towel, coz you've slobberedon Mycockyoubitch"

2."I am not going to vote for slobberedon Mycockyoubitch in the next election, coz hes a Cunt"
by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006
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McCucking

McCucking is when 4 or more men continuously fuck eachother until one either kills himself or the others
"Hey, do you guys want to McCuck tonight?"
"We McCucked so hard last night."
McCucked=past tense
To McCuck is the action of McCucking
by Hellll June 16, 2018
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tom mccosker

A Tom McCosker Is a cool dude with a 8 inch cock. Girls think they’re a nice guys and love when they make them laugh. Even though a Tom McCosker has lots of girls to talk to he always puts the bro’s before the hoes. A Tom McCosker Loves memes and has great relationships with your girlfriend. They also like playing the guitar more than sex.
Stacy: “Is that Tom McCosker?”
Rachel: “Tom McCosker is so cute isn’t he?”
by I’m the truth January 20, 2020
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mocock

billy: man, i shaved my pubes into a mocock last night!

andy: awesome!
by mocockarific March 31, 2009
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captain McCockblock

a master cockblocker, a fonzie type that is the reason you're still masturbating every night
Gee thanks captain McCockblock! There goes my last chance of experiencing paid for sex.
by captain McDoucher August 5, 2011
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