macboner

The internal boner and douchebaggery an apple product fan gets when they talk about apple products.

Dude! My Ipad has a new app!
Put away your macboner for a second.

by niggapleasesuckadick October 12, 2011

McBonarud's

A Japanese pseudonym for McDonald's, but better. Found only in Tokyo Jupiter. Maybe just a product of bad engrish.

I'm hungry, can we stop off at McBonarud's real quick?

by ironlung95 July 28, 2010

mcbone

-Tall
-Gangly
-Obnoxious
-Extremely loud
-Does not mix well with excessive amounts of cheap alcohol. Symptoms include: loud drunken mess, unopened eyes/wide open mouth, obsenities pouring from the open mouth. Do not be alarmed if during this stage you can not understand a word the McBone is trying to say, this is a normal reaction and should clear up by Monday morning.
See Also: Drama, Fierce, Asscat, Firecrotch.

"Dude, we just duct taped McBone to the couch!"

by anonymous December 12, 2003

MeBoner

When you look in the mirror shirtless and you look so damn good the happiness and excitement results in a boner.

Dude I was flexing in the mirror yesterday and I got a MeBoner.

by Bob Marlo April 19, 2013

poopy mcbonerbutt

the most extreme of all queers who enjoys sticking his boner in other's butts, only to have it pooped all over for his own personal enjoyment

Nate is such a poopy mcbonerbutt. his dick tastes like shit.

by twat eater October 5, 2007

Seamus McBone

A Goodly Fellow of the Yucaipa persuasion

Seamus, get your damn eyes off her boobs...

by Francisco Torres June 11, 2003

McBone

When you fuck in a McDonald's Bathroom

Ted gave me a McBone real quick on his break.

by LizzyTheLoser March 1, 2020