The ideal food for college students and poor people (although both are sadly interchangeable in modern day America) for five simple reasons:
1. It's always dirt cheap, only costing a few cents
2. All you need is water and three minutes in the microwave to cook them, which is especially useful if you're in a dorm since your cooking options will be very limited
3. They take a long time to expire, lasting 2-3 years
4. They come in a variety of different flavors, from beef to shrimp
5. They are very easy to spruce up. Wanna crack an egg and add it to your ramen? Go ahead. How about chopped sausages? By all means. Shredded cheese? Oh hell yeah. Hot sauce? Definitely
1. It's always dirt cheap, only costing a few cents
2. All you need is water and three minutes in the microwave to cook them, which is especially useful if you're in a dorm since your cooking options will be very limited
3. They take a long time to expire, lasting 2-3 years
4. They come in a variety of different flavors, from beef to shrimp
5. They are very easy to spruce up. Wanna crack an egg and add it to your ramen? Go ahead. How about chopped sausages? By all means. Shredded cheese? Oh hell yeah. Hot sauce? Definitely
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