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Mayor of Lannach

Friend "Have you heard of the Mayor of Lannach"

Obama "Whos the Mayor of Lannach?"

Friend "Nigga"

Obama "woah"
by yung john October 28, 2019
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Mayonnaise

"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."
by iamNK March 15, 2015
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Mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind
That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable
by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019
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lil mayo

A extraterrestrial creature from outer space often found in snapchat videos drinking alcohol smoking OG bomb ass dank ass kush or doing anything that you can find your average alien doing such as banging chicks at parties and pulling and probing bitches on the daily.
Hey man did you see lil mayo on snapchat? ayy lmao he got crossfaded at that party and he still got ass
by lvuna September 22, 2016
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Mayo Kracko

To cum in/on one's ass crack
You know that girl Jamie I met at the bar last night? I gave her a good, old-fashioned Mayo Kracko in the bathroom stall!
by cvmsu17 February 28, 2017
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fresh mayonnaise

an alternative to phrases like "cool beans," "awesome," and "radical"

used to describe something extremely okay by ultra hip millennials
"got those reports done my man? alright, fresh mayonnaise!"
by deeveeesss October 15, 2021
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Mike Mayoral

Another twitter donnie (like Alvin Thomas) writing cringey captions on perfect videos. Him and his monotonous tweets often appear WITH said videos when being posted by memepages on Instagram etc, as a means of:

1. Making their videos stand out (to prevent a user from scrolling past the post)

2. To provide and implement a bit of life into the post because memepages are often lazy and run out of things to say in a caption

3. Gaining traction and exposure by forcing a reaction/comment out of a user who desires to comment on the annoying tweet provided by Mike Mayoral

4. All of the above
Person A: Bro why does this guy, Mike Mayoral, always appear on random-ass memes these days?

Person B: I don’t know man but he’s so annoying.
by Withered Thief October 31, 2021
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