Maytagate

Inexplicably, ever since man has worn socks and Maytag has made washers and dryers, socks have mysteriously disappeared in the mix. Now we have a name for this phenomena!

Damn! I just took the clothes out of the dryer and I'm missing a blue, a black, an argyle, and a white tube sock. Looks like another Maytagate.

by slikrok April 13, 2009

maytag

In water sports: when you get sucked underwater and are spun around by the current so that you don't know which direction is up, as if you were caught in a washing machine spin cycle

Steve got maytagged on his first wave, poor guy

by Jeff Fries August 03, 2009

maytag

A woman that can take large loads of semen at a time.

That maytag we gang banged last night took every last drop like it was the last supper.

by Robdawg69/krisfag February 18, 2009

maytagged

What happens when a strong wind gets hold of your tent, and you and all your stuff gets tumbled inside

I think my backpack conked me in the head when we got maytagged.

by Kristylynne May 08, 2003

the maytag

putting a girls upper torso in the dryer and turning it on so the blades hit her in the head as you fuck her from behind

last nite i gave this bitch the maytag

by kcirevam88 March 18, 2009

Maytag twerk

White girl dancing. Referring to a girl that dances like a washing machine and doesn't know how to put it on for a guy. Usually a "maytagger" is associated with white girls but it can and has been know to appear across other races. Beware of these girls if you are looking for a grind session because it will be a failure

Damn, I was in Club Lau get the sorriest dance ever. Had that Maytag twerk going on.

Maytag twerk in the club is not where its at.

by skyz the limit September 11, 2011

Maytag Repairman

Feeling very lonely or neglected by others.

Bored.

A "play" on the Maytag appliance commercials where the Maytag repairman is bored because Maytag appliances are so reliable they never need repairing.

I was working late into the night and felt like the Maytag Repairman as I was the only one still at work.

My friends had a party and didn't invite the Maytag repairman.

No one cares about me, I'm like the Maytag repairman.

Nothing is going on and I have nothing to do. I feel like the Maytag repairman.

by kz5bw5 June 02, 2009