Maidenless

The lack of having maidens.

Widely popularized by the game Elden Ring.

Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed

by Thic.jonney March 8, 2022

Mayodenoche

A man once trusted a YouTube video to say mayonnaise correctly... it did not.

Man: "Now I would trust him to say Mayonnaise"
Video: "Mayodenoche"
Man: "WHAAAAAA"

by Tight Buns April 6, 2023

Madden King

1. Adj. Person disposition which is constantly angry.
2. N. A person usually adult who acts like a gangster and usually living in their mothers house, usually has children and no job and plays video games frequently.

1. Adj. explaining the character of a friends "attitude" whom constantly overacts. "Madden king slaps girlfriend over making him get killed in call of duty"
2. N. A person living at home with parents freeloading. "Madden king still hasn't left home."

by Ghostly bear August 30, 2013

all-madden

possessing qualities or talents well-above average

Guy 1: I didn't think you were going to catch that ball.

Guy 2: Yeah, I had to go all-madden to get it.

by chochmaster May 30, 2010

Maidenless

"Maidenless" is a term originated from the 2022 fromsoftware game titled Elden Ring. It is a combination between the word "Maiden" and "Less" which combined could be translated as someone who doesn't have a lover/wife/mistress

"Unfortunately for you however, you are Maidenless"

by Zelvaro March 5, 2022

Madena

The most sexiest, most gorgeous, prettiest person you'll ever meet! She is a such a sweet hearted girl, you'll have the time of your life with. She is the definition of what a princess is. All people love her and she has TONS of friends. She is an amazing person to have in your life and if you leave her its your mistake. She is one-of-a-kind type of a girl. A femme fatale. With intelligence and beauty. she's an "all around girl"

Dayum! Madena is fine!

Wow that must be a Madena

by Princess Madena January 15, 2013

Richard Madden

A gorgeous looking fella with a gorgeous accent. BEWARE!! If you stare too long at Richard Madden you may become pregnant. Many are jealous of his big, fluffy pillow lips and his Frank Sinatra eyes. His body, personality, ass, big dick, accent and talent makes him the perfect man.

“You’re okay, but you’re not Richard Madden”

by PinappleSocks July 11, 2019