Lauren Mayberry

Chvrches' hobbit-sized badass vocalist, amazing singer and overall cool woman.

"I had a dream your father died" -Lauren Mayberry, unprompted.

by angelisme August 27, 2021

Mayberry RFD

A town in the 50's from the Andy Griffith show. It usually refers to a perfect town where kids can roam the streets without fear and everybody's friendly and knows each other. Usually a term used by adults who watched the Andy Griffith Show.

God, I wish I could go live in Mayberry RFD.

by Santa Claus! July 4, 2006

Lauren Mayberry

The fucking hottest thing in the universe!

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by Laurenissofckghot July 17, 2019

Mayberry time

1. When a person, particularly in the service industy, moves in an unhurried fashion. That person can be said to be on Mayberry time.

2. An exclamation used to indicate that an episode of either the Andy Griffith Show or Mayberry RFD is starting.

1. "Where's my food? That waitress must be on Mayberry time."

2. "Hey, Maude! Get in here, it's Mayberry time!"

by bbbbbggggg June 14, 2006

Mayberry by the sea

There's no such place, oceanfront property is too expensive to be anywhere near Mayberry. You also don't see the time and temperature displayed outside the bank in a coastal California coastal city like you would in Mayberry. San Diego isn't New York or Tokyo, but it isn't Mayberry either.

Mayberry by the sea wouldn't be in California if there was such a place. California is nothing like Mayberry. Back in the late 1930s it might have been more like Mayberry than it is now, but not today. Really though, nowhere west of Oklahoma is much like Mayberry, it's a different world.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021

Jackson Mayberry

A pussy nigga who’s a wanna be hick. He has a retarded brother that’s probably gay and he dips because he’s a fag

Someone:Do you know Jackson Mayberry?
Another person: oh I hate that fag

by Baby dick cheese October 24, 2019

Dirty Mayberry

The act of when you shart yourself mid sex and smear it on the stomach of the girl you’re fucking and you have a 10% chance of using the shit as lube if she’s an accountant.

I just pulled a dirty mayberry on the bitch. She was bad as hell; she was an accountant.

by thePLAGUEdoctor January 4, 2025