May 26

May 26 is national send a thanos meme to your ex girlfriend

Boy: oh look its may 26 guess ill send a thanos meme to my ex girlfriend

Girl: my laugh lasted longer than our relationship

by Vixpin May 24, 2021

May 26

Yes no cap these beautiful bitches is the best in sex

Dude: Bro I had the best sex last night with my girl.
Bro: damn her birthday probably on May 26

by MayGeminiLmao April 12, 2021

May 26

Get free head from anyone you show this

May 26th

by May 26th is my bday October 15, 2019

May 26

The day where students talk back to their teachers

Hey we better be doing the May 26 thing it’s gonna be epic,

by Lilly._.bole April 21, 2021

May 26

Queen or king day

Ellie:Its may 26 I'm a quen
Max:and I'm a king lol

by Lolo_7879 October 18, 2019

May 26

Best day to meet your crush after a 3 month quarantine. All lost days during quarantine such as national grab booty day or give head day may be exceptionally used at once on May 26.

- Hey bro! i will be meeting my crush on may 26 when this quarantine is over
+ That is the best day! You should grab her booty while kissing her

by LaZowiPuta May 25, 2020

May 26

Congrats cuz if your born in this day you are born on the same day Gurt’s girls from Despicable Me dance recital was on.

Person one: Did you know Gurt’s girls dance thing was on May 26??
Person two: Really???
Person one: Yeah I saw it in the movie!

by Coffee=PowerDrug June 29, 2022