pietro.maxipad

the best mutual ever

pietro.maxipad is the best mutual

i love pietro.maxipad

by saltedcruton June 3, 2021

Maxiara

Genderbent Max dating himself.

Maxiara is gross.

by iamnoone101 July 13, 2017

maxipadmcasshole

when a man has sex with a female while she is having her period. This can result in a slight bloody discharge on the male reproductive organ.

Dude last night this girl was so drunk and when i was going down on her i realized i was a maxipadmcasshole!

by Mr. Blowmeharder June 27, 2009

Maxipad

A really annoying kid that hangs out with you sometimes that you hella want to kill. Although, sometimes erves a practical purpose, such as you can order him to get you food and do stupid stuff to get him in trouble, still want to kill him though.

Any certain friends you have these issues with.... This kid is a total Maxipad.

by Dustin L. January 15, 2008

maxitard

being so retarded only autonomic functions take place in your life

Mike is such a fucking maxitard he cant even make a sentence!

by maxi-zoom-tardo November 10, 2009

maxipap

noun.
1.when your dad is being a lil bitch and you know hes probably gay.
2. when your dad needs something to clean his gay ass with.

ex....dude your dad needs a maxipap for all his gay ass period blood.

by daddy issues April 21, 2016

Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichner

noun ; a person of homosexual descent, often found in gay Jewish drinking bars, they celebrate the little things (wink wink..................... his penis)

verb ; getting dug out from the back with a Yamaha while getting degraded by a drill sergeant

Noun; What the fuck is a Helmut.
Verb; Just finished basic training. Now time to get Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichnered.

by zyzz_legacy February 1, 2022