marty im scared

A meme formed from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Patrick Star invites his parents over to his home, only to later realize they aren’t his actual parents. Once discovering this, Patrick then yells at Janet and Marty, his “parents” he discovered to be imposters, forming this meme.

Patrick: “JANET?? MARTY??? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???”

Janet: “marty, i’m scared”

Marty i’m scared can be used in any context of fear.

news: THE WORLD IS ENDING TOMORROW!!! CONFIRMED!!!

me: marty im scared

by tsmemories February 23, 2019

Maury

Show that consists of generally skanky women looking to test the 20th man they've had sex with, and assure everyone that they are 110% sure that it is INDEED that 20th man who fathered their 4th baby, only to run backstage screaming when it isn't.

Maury: Alright I'm here once again with Barbara, who is back for the 20th time to test who she thinks is the father of her baby!
Barbara: Maury, I am 110% sure that this man Chris is the father of my baby!
Maury: Well the results are in...For 3 month old baby Earl, Chris, you ARE NOT the father...
Woman: WHAT?! WHAT?! AHHHH BOOO HOOOO!! *runs backstage*

by Daniel.Druff January 18, 2008

Maury

A entertaining show that 98% of the time shows that the Human race is doomed.

"I'm so sorry. I had sex with your father 20 times and your brother 13 times during our marriage, and there is a chance you are not our babies daddy!"

"Today on Maury: Our 12 year old guests reveal to their parents they are prostitutes!"

by Meijer's! January 3, 2006

MartyGirl

A fast woman.
To do something with incredible speed.

Dick: "Did you get your Christmas shopping done?"
Jane: "I finished a last July! I Martygirled it in less than 4 minutes!"

by mememe! December 23, 2006

Marty Robbins

One of the if not the best country singers ever...of all time, he was best known for his western/cowboy type songs. Unfortunately Marty died at the young age of 57 from his third heart attack.

If you want a good Marty Robbins song look up big iron, Mr Shorty or Utah Carol

by The Ranger October 26, 2017

Maury'd

When a woman takes a man to get a DNA test done to determine who the father is

He said the baby wasn't his, so she Maury'd his ass.

by SEE JAY TEE March 7, 2018

Martyna

Martyna is a girl that you fall in love with as soon as u meet her she is not a back stabber and tries her best to make every one happy she's a goofy and funny person and a freak'

"Dood Martyna is so amazing "
" I know mate "

by Dindindob June 11, 2018