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The best person you will ever meet. She's the sexiest, sassiest, funniest but lacks self-confidence. You'll want her but can't have her. Lives in dream world and is simultaneously married to a lot of fictional characters. Don't get on her bad side she'll destroy you.
Person: " Just look at her! She's soooo amazing!"
Person: "I wish I had a chance at dating Moumita..."
*Both exchange dreamy looks*
Moumita by The_Wonderful.One February 25, 2022
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Spanish term of endearment, usually for older members of the family, such as grandparents. Terms may differ depending on country of origin and cities.
The family would meet at Mamitas (grandmothers) house on Saturdays to help her make her amazing sancocho.
Mamita by calps April 18, 2010
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See penguin. Derived from the expression"moo", the sound a cow makes. See also momo. The cutest kid you'll ever see. Loves purple and sushi. Cannibalistic when approached by penguins. See eat.
Paul: yo i met a cute chick yesterday she wore a penguin hat and her name was moumita
D: was she eating sushi?
Paul: yeh how did u kno????
D: check urbandictionary.com man, it has everyone's profile on it
moumita by MudkipShiz July 18, 2009
A mature good-looking person oozing with sez appeal. Often refers to single middle age foxy women.
I'd love to have a mamita for a girlfriend
mamita by Mando Lim December 31, 2006
A frozen coconut Popsicle that tastes like heaven
Go down the street and get some mamitas
Mamitas by Dingaloid June 11, 2018

Maumitius 

Alternative name for Mauritius, an Indian-controlled island next to Madagascar. French and english speaking paradise tropical island. Yes, it is Africa and not many people know about us. Endangered especies, only 1.3 million of us, help!
What? I dont understand her accent, and even though she repeats it, I still dont understand her jokes... must be Maumitius.
Maumitius by yummyangryface November 5, 2013

mauritania

mauritania is a former french colony in africa that has turned into a pretty disasterous country. it's history is summed up in the bloody battle between the moorish islamic minority and the black christian/amenist minority. ruled for years as a one party state, it had a decade long experiment with democracy, before a 2005 coup turned this into a military junta.
mauritania has more iron ore than anybody in the world.
mauritania by Ben E. Hama February 6, 2007