malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding.

by tom lennon June 18, 2019

Love Mauling

(Verb) The act being ensnared in a pit of claws, teeth, and furry death whilst petting a kitty.

Person 1: Oh HOLY CRAP! What did that cat do to your hand??

Person 2: The cat wouldn't settle for petting, so I got love mauling instead.

by Mr . Tobi The Bengal October 21, 2011

mandingus

The combination of mandingo and dingus. In effect: massive throbbing black cock

I'm just aching for a mandingus.

by Mandingus March 31, 2018

mandingo warrior

A man that turns you out in bed, making you never want to leave them. They are the best in bed.

My man is a mandingo warrior.

by Gelli365 October 14, 2015

maulding

When you are extremely angry upset because something very stupid or unfair happened.

I was maulding after that way I died in Rainbow 6 Siege.

by hardstuck plat June 19, 2021

Mandingo

Referring to one's penis. Usually large in size. Used primarily as a slang term.

You ain't got nothin' on this mandingo!" Girl 1- "Girl, his mandingo was thiiiis big!" Girl 2- "gasp!

by Luanda Guth April 25, 2011

Malding

When someone is so mad they start losing their hair, a contraction of mad and balding.

Did you see that stream last night? Chudlogic destroyed Lordofpatriarchy so hard he started literally malding. Lost his last 5 hairs.

by El Mao April 24, 2020