Mandible Morsels

The instance when one's orthodontic braces captivate food from one's previous meal and happen to be a nice little "treat" sometime in the future.

As Joe was walking hope the other day he realized the odd sensation of chicken flavor in his mouth... Low and behold followed by a small piece of chicken. "What the crap! Mandible morsels!" he said to himself.

by BlackStallion92 March 3, 2009

Maudism

The "new age" philosophy of "living each day to the fullest."

Popularized by the 1971 cult film "Harold and Maude", in which the character Maude completely alters the way Harold views the world, when she can show him the value of life and the beauty in living.

Life has been great ever since I took up Maudism and saw cleary again.

by MovieMan April 12, 2006

maudi

A Female Of Hispanic descent. A "maudi" Tends to be short (Under 5'3) and bright black hair. Has a un-needed attitude and always upset.

Damn Jeff maudi was pissed for no reason man. I know matt .

by ItsJfly May 14, 2016

mandibulator of bone

A stubborn, mean spirited person. A cocksucker.

That guy is a jerk! He kicked his dog and slammed the door on a Girl Scout!
He's a mandibulator of bone!

by ScubaJ September 17, 2017

Maudical05

A guy who is very gay but at the same time has a girlfriend

Maudical05 is as straight as a circle

by Syn3rgyy September 9, 2019

maudied

the undeliberate act of clearing out an entire bar by playing loud and obnoxious power pop while simultaneously jumping on a trampoline.

"Did you hear that opening band last night? They completely maudied the audience."

by Sven Gunderson October 16, 2005

Maudi

A very beautiful, strong, independent woman. She has been through a lot but has many words of wisdom because of it. She is one of the best friends you'll ever have. If you earn her trust you better keep and cherish it. Once you lose her trust you don't earn it back. She can have an attitude but everyone does every now and then. She is drop dead gorgeous. She is probably Hispanic. Maudi has big brown eyes and long brown curly hair. She is kind of short but really adorable. She's also really good in bed and can get a little freaky. She definitely is a keeper. If you get a chance with maudi you better not blow it.

Dom: Did you see Maudi today?

Brandon: Yeah! She looked fine asf.

by silly5467284 February 6, 2018