Matticus

When someone 'pulls a matticus', they instantly grow large sideburns, and turn even more insane.

Dude, I thought he was already a nutcase, but now he's gone and pulled a matticus.

by Matthew Mairis November 30, 2006

Mattika

A fine specimen. With Abs of steel, she is mischievous and cheeky, creative and funny. She has a short wick and little patience meaning she loses her temper easily. She is very thoughtful and caring, she is loyal to her loved ones but quick to call them out on wrongdoings. Mattika is unique and if you are lucky to know one, keep her close. She loves lots of attention and will give the best snuggles in return.

I know your upset, but don't have a Mattika about it.

I met an amazing person the other day named Mattika, she was so funny.

Mattika is the highlight of my life.

by Pseudodefo March 6, 2021

DILDO mattic 5000

The best dildo ever made comes with its own built in sack battery pack and recharger kit

Hey did you see my dildo mattic 5000

by peter north July 10, 2003

Maticka

A girl who is stupid but lovable. You will never fully understand this girl. Can be super annoying at times. Is super lazy and has gas.

Wow you are such a Maticka with that gas.

by 🔥Frank🔥 November 28, 2017

mattacks

What everyone wishes they were. A level of awesomeness that makes everyone else look like a waste of skin.

That's a Mattacks so you may as well not bother trying

by Claude Toobitts November 14, 2014

Mattacky

Often used in homosexual or slash fanfiction, Mattacky is a nickname given to the pairing of Avenged Sevenfold frontman M. Shadows and rhythm guitarist Zacky Vengeance.

Mattacky is a delicious pairing that should be used more often.

by scuzzbucket December 9, 2008

mattrick

Scoring 4 goals, a hatrick plus 1 extra, in a hockey game.

Not everyday you get a mattrick, unless your E.

by Scott Utley April 2, 2007