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Mattison

A beautiful woman that has a heart of gold. The woman that I’ve always dreamt of being with and so much more. She’s the hardest working and most determined woman. She’s always willing to step in to defend others when they need her. She loves god more than anything and will always hold her ground. She’s stubborn but it’s a good think because she’s almost always right. She’s forgiving even when she doesn’t have to be. She’s the one thing in this world I know I could never live with out. Most of all she’s my lobster…. Forever and always
No sentence would ever be good enough to describe my mattison
by NateFoster010723 February 21, 2023
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Phantom Mattson

Sneaking out of a party without telling anyone you are leaving.
Garth pulled a Phantom Mattson last night.
by Snow Day Pod January 16, 2019
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Matteson

Home of the coolest trailer park and worst school districts ever. popular place for project relocation.
Did you see the new Matteson liquors they relocated to the mattress warehouse store.
by pooperscooper19 October 16, 2008
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Mattison

Matti is a very short girl with a bad attitude. she also will beat a bitches ass if needed. she doesn’t play around with people talking shit. also juuls and vapes and plays sports.
Damn, mattison beat her ass today
by Crazygirl108 November 5, 2018
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Mattsson

One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattsson!
by grimtraveller June 8, 2018
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Sana-matasond

Used to explain a situation of annoyance by a girlfriend or spouse.
My wife really annoyed me today. I feel totally sana-matasond
by Deepus Darkus July 24, 2019
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Archie Mattsson

Archie is a medium height kid with a golden/brown curly mullet. A good runner but a complete cunt of a person. Dosent usually have many friends and is probably scavenging for money so he can buy food at the canteen.
Damn, stop being a Archie Mattsson
by Mattsson hater October 24, 2022
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