Matt Rose

The Youtuber I hear in my head every time I read something mildly interesting and/or weird or see a SKULL EMOJI or a keyboard smash

redditor:haiamfbifihjajksk 😭💀💀💀
Matt Rose: haiamfbifihjajksk loudly crying face emoji skull emoji skull emoji skull emoojiiiii

Matt Rose by FishlessCod December 17, 2025

Matt Rose's cooking videos 

An eldritch being which descended from the lowest depths of hell. If you should pray that it is in a good mood, well, I regret to inform you, that it is not your savior. It will twist and bend every twistable and bendable crevice of your mind with its' eight limbs, and every time you look away and breathe, just feel that the world is okay for a single moment, there comes another fucking limb. You can't peel your eyes off of it. It's horrible, you'd rather suffer infinitely in the fires of hell than watch it, but it lures you with its' cunning sorcery and tortures you till you just can't handle it anymore. You want to give into the darkness, but just as you are about to jump into the deep pits of despair, it catches you and though it cannot smile, you feel as though it is, it is smiling. A cold, harsh, cruel smile, just like this wretched world we live in. Ain't it a goofy lil' lad?

Johnny boy- Hey, have you watched Matt Rose's cooking videos?
Seever-...DONTYOUFUCKINDAREJOHNNY.DONT. YOU. FUCKIN. DARE.

Matt Rose's cooking videos by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023

mattrosexual 

a person who is metrosexual, but tries to hide his connections with the metro community by calling others gay. a mattrosexual may be inclined to roll up his shirt sleeves to try and show off his "guns", or refuse to wear his hair naturally. mattrosexuals seem tough and asshole-like on the outside, but they really just need some lovin'.

have you seen mr. smoliga lately? what a mattrosexual.

mattrosexual by annonnymooouss September 22, 2005