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A guy with a GINORMUS dick. Like 15 inches. Fucks lots of girls straight up. If your a matteo, you got a lot to live for.
Stacy: "That guy has a giant dick ."

Julie: "he's so good in bed."

Ellie: "What a matteo!"
Matteo by Yo mama is a rapist April 22, 2017
The best fucking person on this EARTH
Matteo by Zpace October 3, 2019
The name Matteo also means sexy,hot, and cute
Matteo by Edge_Potato November 7, 2018
a italian name that mean gift of god

this name is often given to a male of european decent

many people with this name are gifted in sports such as cycling soccer and hockey they do well in mathematics and sciences but tend to have a lot of nervous energy and lack concentration when something is not related to them or something they do
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matteo by maria niclad August 2, 2009
A male, usually tall with brown curly hair. Very attractive and kind-hearted. Wants to be friends with everyone and would never want to hurt a soul. Matteo derives from an Italian origin. The name Matteo is commonly used as a name for a twin. The other twin, in this case, would be named Alexio.
Wow, Matteo is so hot.

Matteo is so tall!

Those brown curls get the girls!
Matteo by A personnnn April 13, 2013
A young man that frenquents with many babes in his neighbourhood at any given time. Usually extremey attractive and can get it up in less than 0.0684 seconds.
Stacey: Man, Matteo was an absolute beast last night.
Julie: Tell me about it!
Matteo by Johnson445 March 5, 2009