Some Matrix shit

When someone performs a reflexive feat that seems to defy physics.

Guy 1 throws a lighter point blank range at Guy 2, who catches it without even thinking.

Guy 1: "Damn, Guy 2, that was some Matrix shit"!

Or....

Guy drops his bottle of Gatorade but kicks it back up to his hands before it hits the ground. That's some Matrix shit.

by Hank McDizzleson May 16, 2010

The Matrix

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the matrix really is. You have to see it for yourself.

Morpheus: "Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix really is. You have to see it for yourself."

Neo: "Woah!"

by Shay42 February 12, 2005

Martim

An handsome guy. Really smart and kind. He likes to help people and love his friends as much as his family. Be like Martim, be a awesome human beeing.

My name is Martim

by machosigma69 February 22, 2017

matrix shot

1. In The Matrix, when Neo does a side way jump when firing his gun.

2. In Dodgeball, an imitation of that, but throwing a ball instead of a shooting a gun.

Brian has mad skillz when he gets people out with a matrix shot.

by Fargas October 26, 2006

Matribrony

When two straight males have a deep, intimate and lifelong connection with one another. Often preceded by a period of bromantic courtship, this commitment is not easily broken under broman catholic dogma.

Addison and Keith were disheartened to think that their bromance was doomed to end when the apartment lease was up. Thus they decided to enter into the bonds of holy matribrony, so Addison could keep playing Keith's Xbox 360 for the rest of their natural lives.

by ktbiz21 December 16, 2008

Martim

Martim is a highly intelligent person, with a huge penis. Always ready to go out and party with his friends. He's a little reserved and shy until you get to know him, then he unleashes the beast.

I met one of those martims last night, he took me home and ravished me. It was amazing

by Mr.Worldwide365 June 10, 2017

matriarchy

The longest-running joke in human history.

"Hey dude, did you hear about the matriarchy supporters?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH"

by swag69696969 November 11, 2013