matlock

Someone befuddled or seemingly befuddled by technology.

You seriously called IT because your mouse was hidden under some paper? You pulled a matlock. You are totally matlocking this presentation. Having trouble turning on your iPhone, matlock?

by totessochmeeds May 24, 2012

matlock

Matlock originated from the word matlocked which was first used in the west country. Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'. it is often directed a females who appear to have no pride.

'dont act so matlocked'

'she looked well like a matlock'

by Alex Smithe March 11, 2008

Matlock

When a guy blows a sure thing to have inter-course with a female from a foreign country.

Derek just pulled a Matlock! That girl from Kenya that was all over him earlier just slapped him in the face and walked away!

by Dallas69 April 6, 2009

matlocked

anything that can or will happen that is bad to yourself or what u do.

you might not wanna get matlocked.

by donny matlock September 1, 2007

Tim Matlock

A God walking amongst mere mortals. Father of Dillon Matlock. He can fight off 10 gorillas at once. He starred in the movie cloverfield as the monster. He also invented the hammer.

John: Tim Matlock is a stallion.
Jeff: I know.

by tylermc234 August 5, 2008

glen matlock

bassist for the sex pistols, everyone thinks sid vicious was the bassist but he was basicly used cuz he was so hot

glen matlock was the actual bassist for the sex pistols

by the queen of anarchy October 5, 2007

jaime matlock

Jaime Matlock. She is pretty and shy on the outside and loud on the inside. Very creative, sweet, and honest. Sometimes she can be to honest. She is loving and caring but also has a mind of her own. She doesn’t just blow up but if you annoy her then you better watch!

I opened up the loud part of Jaime Matlock.

by JMat❤️ November 12, 2017