matthew gray gubler

an actor who plays spencer reid on criminal minds and voices simon on alvin and the chipmunks. the most perfect man known to humankind.

i love matthew gray gubler

by babyeater666 July 18, 2020

matthew gray gubler

the HOTTEST of the hot. who would have thought anyone could be this attractive! the voice of the one and only simon the chipmunk and spencer reid

did you see matthew gray gubler on criminal minds yesterday?

by Jxstjem June 5, 2020

Dylan Matthews

Dylan Matthews is a rare plant that only grows in Minnesota. Even though this special plant is as large as a tree, it's also thin like bamboo. To make sure that the Dylan Matthew will survive, it needs a lot of sour patch kids and bad movies. Otherwise Dylan will not participate and is in trouble. Another special feature about this really unique plant is, that it makes interesting noises in the wind, like "yikes", "it's a misdirect" and "misoa is my girlfriend".

"I forgot to take care of my Dylan Matthews plant. Now Dylan is in trouble."

by sabrinamelody August 12, 2019

Maison Matthews

Maison Matthews is a semi professional retail stock trader, specializing in losing large amount's of money in short periods of time for maximum tax write off's by going all in.

Bro 1. hey bro I need to lose some money fast

Bro 2. Ask Maison Matthews what he's buying

by Kitcloudkicker September 27, 2020

Matthew Daddario

Well known for his role as Alec Lightwood in the TV show Shadowhunters. The dreamiest motherfucker you will ever see.

Matthew Daddario has my heart.

by The Billy of all Billys February 13, 2017

matthew sturniolo

the reason my standards are so high.

“why are your standards so high?” “because matthew sturniolo exists.”

by jadelbeez June 13, 2022

matthew morrison

war criminal

matthew morrison is a war criminal

by peepeep00p00man November 13, 2020