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matchateacos

A Sonia Nevermind cosplayer who's known for snorting lemonade powder and worshiping a mannequin named Bethany. They've gained most of their popularity from insulting big creators and creating the iconic Komaru Fried Chicken video.
Oh hey! Is that matchateacos!? We better run before they start insulting us and snorting lemonade powder!
by Hiyoko Kinnie 101 November 10, 2020
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matcha

Japanese tea traditionally used for the tea ceremony. Made from powdered green tea leaves. Prepared by whisking in a bowl with hot water.
Yuki mixed matcha for us as part of the tea ceremony.
by Ronamo December 10, 2003
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matchturbate

To masturbate to the profile picture of a person on match.com.
Yeah, I went on a date with that chick once. It didn't work out, but I still matchturbate to her profile pic after I come home drunk sometimes. But then I end up reading her profile and get sad when I read the part about her dog dying, and I can't finish.
by ghuuuuuuu July 4, 2010
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Matchtard

A man or woman that is registered on an online dating site such as Match.com that has so many spelling and grammar mistakes in their profile that you suspect that they may be mentally retarded. Then you meet them for a date and they remove all doubt.
I met a woman that had so many mistakes in her profile that I felt compelled to point them out, telling her that guys like women who have nice profiles. She called me an @$$hole.

I told her "I meant you no ill will." She responded, "talk about your grammer, that sentance made no sence at all! lol "

She is a total Matchtard!
by willwonka71 October 1, 2010
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Flaming Matchstick

When a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his rectum area, and the other half into his pee hole. After doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.
"Man last night was so off the chain me and Andy did six flaming matchsticks before 2 am."
by Urban Andy February 1, 2009
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matchstick man

Refers to simple or rudimentary pictures (drawings, paintings, etc) of people. They're called "matchstick men" because their limbs are made of simple lines, or matchsticks.

Con artists are also referred to as matchstick men because they create temporary personas that are fleeting and simple.
Dude, don't give that guy any money. His story doesn't add up. He's totally just a matchstick man.

Many a L. S. Lowry painting includes a matchstick man.
by anonymous201000 July 22, 2010
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matchsticking

The act of having anal intercourse and finding out that your dick has been smudged with excrement, resembling a burned matchstick.
-I fucked the shit out of that girl yesterday, literally! I was matchsticking like a mofo!
by matchstickman January 29, 2008
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