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matatan

Someone who has is of respect and everyone looks up to as being the man. Un tipo que se la sabe todo en la calle, pero seguramente no paso del noveno grado.
"Diablo loko, javier taba rapando con xiomara, y la mama lo agarro. Cuando ese tipo vio a la mama se volo del segundo piso y no se rompio ni un hueso"....."ese si e un MATATAN"
by bksgre8st March 31, 2005
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Matalan Melt

A regular melt that wears attire from the budget shop Matalan
No you don't you bellend special branch Matalan Melt cunt
by Sameface Danny May 6, 2017
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Marawandering

alternatively: (merriwandering)
When one goes for a walk in no particular direction for no particular reason. Normally one does so with good company so as to avoid thinking about where one goes. At the end of a marawander one should be at least an hour away from home and should only return with good stories and excuses as to why others were not notified of their absence.

HISTORY:

The term marawandering is a Boston-Irish corruption of the long-lost Irish folk lyric "merrily I go a-wandering" by Shamus Hack-Fierson.

MISCONCEPTIONS:
It does not originate from the time John and Dan misunderstood a deeply stoned individual who was attempting to say the name of a plant species at Hempfest.
If one uses any sort of disruption to your normal state of being whilst marawandering, well, that's just missing the point.

TRIVIA:
Returning with a Boston @ Nite is considered a rite of passage in many parts of the country.

NOTE:
If, for whatever reason, it has nothing to do with what what you presumed it did, please note:

That just goes to show you. At this moment you should reconsider some things. Go and do something productive-- get a job at the very least! Smoking' is Jokin'!

Damn Hippies.
Coco Joe: "Shall we go marawandering, King John?"

King John: "'Tis a novel idea Coco!"
Mr. Dragonsandwich: "Whereto?"

Dunjon Master: "Yes! Where?!"
In Unison: "HAHAHAHAHA"
Coco Joe: "Jolly good spoof, old chaps!"

King John: "Haha Indeed! We lead the road and I say TITS to all naysayers!"
Mr. Dragonsandwich: "Yes but at all costs DON'T TELL @#$%."
by Merriwanderer February 3, 2015
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Matalan

A huge store that sells cack clothes and minor furniture for brilliant prices. People often deny shopping in Matalan, though members of Goldie Lookin Chain promote it.

See also Matalan Crew
"Haha! you got that from Matalan!"
"No i never"
"Yeah you did the labels hangin out!"
by Drinkup July 19, 2005
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marawana

How a little kid spells Marijuana.
Little Kid: Marawana is bad!
by Nick139 November 6, 2014
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Matatan

Ga Dang, Paul is a matatan!
by thematatan November 30, 2022
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matawakka

Having sex whilst trying to keep a camenbert cheese on your head! Can be played competitively!
Was up for a challenge a gave matawakka a go! A good laugh!
by turkeyboy121 January 11, 2008
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