Matanism

A philosophy that centers around inviting everyone to a party, and once you know they have no other options since everyone else is coming to the party, charging them for it.

Matanist:"Coming to the party? Everyones gonna be there"
You"Err... I guess if Becky and and everyone will be there I don't have much of a choice"
Matanist:"Good, bring 20$"
You:"Matanism win?"

by Mr Definition Man Man Man October 22, 2010

Matan

An insecure skinny kid whos a male but sounds like a girl likes to play fortnite and sex roleplay

Matan's worried friend: stop roleplaying
Matan:*sucks on your furry cock*

by YaldaBotit August 13, 2020

matan even

He’s everywhere he’s been around since before the Bill Clinton incident

“I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi bill clinton.”
-Matan Even

by Nithin13 April 10, 2023

Matan Barak

An idiot who is completely out of his league

You are a Matan Barak lol

by Matacoyo December 26, 2018

Super Matan

Definitely not in a discord vc with me right now

"Super Matan is a piece of shit and he fucked my dog"

by Coolman68 November 9, 2022

selin matan

Selin Matan is perfect that’s it!

1:„Hey who is Selin Matan?“
2:„Oh Selin Matan? She’s perfect that’s it. Ps her instagram @ is matanselin.“

by selmelfel January 4, 2018

Matan

The most intelligent, amazing, sexiest mf ever. Matan is the prettiest boy in the world with a heart of gold. If you should ever be so lucky to even encounter him in the wild, recognize the sheer glowing sweetness that emanates from his constant joyous smile.

You're dating a sexy dude, what's his name?

Oh, my golden retriever bf? Matan

by mehmabel March 31, 2024