Masturcrastinating

When your life reaches an all-time low and you stimulate your genitals to avoid facing your obligations.

Bro I really don't wanna study chemistry, that's why I started masturcrastinating.

by grimeguy123 January 16, 2017

masturgrapher

someone who takes way to many pictures of his/herself, either at an arms length or in a mirror.

BOB: "Jess posts a new profile picture of herself every five minutes"
ELLEN: "Yeah, she is the greatest MASTURGRAPHER the world has ever known."

by GoolGaul March 30, 2011

masturcrapidate

When someone has to take a crap, then sees/remembers a hot girl and starts to masturbate

"Hey John is that you in the bathroom?"
"yes, im taking a crap"
"your taking to long, are you masturcrapidating"
"ummmm.. NO!!!"
" i know you masturcrapidate"

by C L Wentworth January 4, 2008

Masturfrape

A combination of the words masturbate and frape and involves the "Masturfraper" putting obscene statuses on their own facebook profile in an attempt to make people think someone else is fraping them. Is done typically in two situations:

1) Someone is attempting to be funny.

2) Used as a method to avoid an awkward situation where they have done something wierd, or socially unacceptable on facebook, and don't want people to think it was actually them on their account at the time.

Mark "Dude I had to masturfrape last night after accidentally sending my girlfriend a link for porn :/" Tom: "I was wondering why you'd posted those rude comment on my wall!"
Mark: "Sorry about that man, I'm lucky she fell for it though otherwise I'd have been in HUGE trouble!"

by Murgers October 28, 2011