McStoner

A very suave gentlemen. Someone you could picture owning and running a casino or a car dealership. A McStoner is someone who is very smooth with all of the ladies and top dog among his friends. Women break up with their boyfriends for not being a McStoner. Everyone would want to strive to be more like a McStoner.

Oh my gosh, look at McStoner surrounded by all of those women over there!

Why can't you just be more like McStoner?!

by chelseagirl8 April 13, 2011

mcstoner

a damn fine sandwich made from a mcdonalds double cheeseburger and a hot n' spicy mcchicken

to make it you must buy your double cheeseburger and your hot 'n spicy mcchicken

take it all apart bun and meat

take your first bun and put one single burger from the under it then another bun then you take your mcchicken patty and then put a bun under it and finish with your last burger and last bun

these come together in an orgy of amazing flavor for $2

go try one!!!

this mcstoner burger is amazing lets get high to make it taste even better!!!

by jacktherogue April 21, 2009

masonesque

1. To be conceded, bossy and seemingly in charge
2. To put your needs and wishes above all others

Tom: Hey Katie, did you catch that band that played for an hour and fifteen minutes last Saturday?

Katie: Yeah, I can't believe they played so long! They were totally masonesque.

by Riley Adams August 22, 2006

McStoned

Getting super stoned than going to mcdons and getting some food.

"dude this McGangbanger is so good because i'm "McStoned"

by Mickle the McStoner January 17, 2012

martone

the act of ejaculating on a girls breasts

last night i did a martone all over ur mom

by Hermand November 1, 2007

mastowering

Masturbating in the shower, quickly and/or efficiently. To make the distinction from 'masturbathe' (which can be a more drawn-out process).

Nothing like a good mastowering session to start the day right.

by someChick September 23, 2013

michael maston

God

That guy is a michael maston

by Mbmn March 21, 2017