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Masterwanking

When you have that sudden urge to masterbate. But when you do you get that horrible side-effect of a wank stain on the carpet. ew
someperson: DAMNIT
someotherperson:what happened?
somperson: I was masterwanking and I now need new bed sheets. *frowns*
by sakade March 15, 2010
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Masterbrake

Taking a quick 5-10 minute brake from an online game for the sole purpose of masturbation
dude after this raid I have to take a masterbrake
by M.C. Hamper November 14, 2011
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Masterplan

A destructive plan, thought by the cruel minds of this world, to rid us humans from the face of the planet.
"Escape all the traps in
our community, flood with a masterplan to get rid of us." by Flesh-N-Bone
by Eternal Esta September 22, 2008
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Masturpranking

Pulling a prank on your future self.
I indulge myself in masturpranking to keep myself on my toes
by missprincesszeremy April 29, 2024
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Masterbank

A bank of photos you use to masterbate
Hey, did you see my masterbank
by Cactypacky February 4, 2022
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masterspanktion

The act of spanking oneself as derived from masterbation, however, masterspanktion, involves spanking oneself vs masterbation which focuses on stimultion of genitals.
John practices masterspanktion to gratify himself.
by MikesMultiMedia October 11, 2022
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Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022
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