masonrayparker

Three6’s annoying ass bot brother who always gotta ask in IG comments “wHO eLse hIGH AF rn?”

Me: *chilling, scrolling to the comments on IG*
Masonrayparker: “Who else high af rn”
NIGGA SHUT UP REPORT THIS BITCH ASS NIGGA

by Inmyfeelsfrfr February 24, 2020

Masonary Position

So called for the tendency among sexually uninspired women to lay supine and motionless during intercourse. The term modifies the well-known term missionary position with the girl's brick-like demeanor.
See also masonry position

The girl I took home last night was rubbish in the sack. The only sex she knew was masonary position, she laid like a fucking brick.

by -Mason- August 31, 2011

massonry

The act of sealing ones asscrack with spackling or an equivalent

You fart one more time I’m gonna perform some massonry on you.

by BallsMcGraw January 11, 2020

Mahonry

A Mahonry is usually a strong, sensitive, and intelligent man. Mahonrys are rare. They are wise but truly young at heart. They can be gullible but ultimately they take very good care of themselves and the ones closest to them. They are really needy and they know it. Their positive attitude insights happiness to anyone who meets them. They are one of a kind.

Me: “Hey, have you met Mahonry?”
Friends: “No”
Me: “Stfu! You have to meet him... He is the best.”

by catzrulethaworld April 25, 2020