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Mary Paraschak

A very attractive woman who has ginger hair, a big fat booty, and has a nice rack!!!! She has 3 sexy children and is super cool, we love Mary!!!!
Mary Paraschak is super hot and cool
by BigPoppaAndrew July 1, 2021
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Mary Poppins

1) A well composed/happy person.

2) To do something well/flawlessly. From the measuring tape held by Mary Poppins "Practically Perfect in Every Way."
"How'd you do on test?"
"I Mary Poppins'd it."
by Christoper M Norton July 16, 2008
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Mary Poppins Syndrome

A psychological disturbance, usually starting in childhood, wherein a person eats teaspoons of sugar back to back, practices telekinesis in order to clean up their room and periodically jumps off rooftops holding an open black umbrella.
It first became apparent to me at about the age of 12, as my parents were divorcing, that I was suffering with a deeply rooted and seriously advanced case of Mary Poppins Syndrome!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
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Mary Poppins that hoe

when you have to give da hoe, a spoon full of sugar, to get da hoe to go down to the pork sword. (to go downtown on ya)
by grand master third June 10, 2009
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Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.
Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.
by djmagicb2002 January 28, 2020
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Virgin Mary pregnancy scare

When a woman who’s never had sex feels like they’re pregnant after a prolonged period no menstruation
I haven’t gotten my period in 2 months I’m having the Virgin Mary pregnancy scare!!!
by Gardenofolives October 8, 2019
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Mary Poppins stripper

An exotic dancer who not only has a banging ass body but also lays it straight wit the advice, and she does for free
Yo i was over at the pink oyster and i found this Mary Poppins stripper, i mean shit she was cool as hell and gave me relationship advice for free.
by xclbrican August 18, 2008
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