Maruchan

Instant noodles soup that can be microwaved for 3 minutes. A soup than only shall be used by those in a emergency situation or just being a lazy ass boy that can't cook for shit, thus because the ingredients content are the cheapest and supposedly full of cancer agents. Also this soup has the same effect as taco bell, it will give u a day of full explosive diarrhea.

John: smh, mom comes till 9:00pm and haven't eaten anything, welp time for a Maruchan.

by Muggens February 1, 2019

I want that maruchan kind of relationship

When you want a 3 min relationship with a person

Guy- hay girl i want that maruchan kind of relationship

Girl- it'll be $50

by Chupa-low June 14, 2018

maruchan ios

A pro critical ops player than has smacked HMRS and AMP. But hes a fall of because his ipad broke

Omg maruchan ios is the best player

by Maruchan ios October 21, 2020

marchen

an honorific attached to those who are dream like.

A: you know the new girl down the block?
B: who? mathilda-marchen?

by boynked! August 22, 2021

marchen

a disgusting, egotistic, and mostly horny person. Feels the need to take credits for absolutely everything despite giving the smallest amount of help

anon: what do you think of the new guy in our class?
anon 2: oh they're such a marchen

by elsiem March 28, 2022

marchen plus

A group of hentai - when a loli is fucked by a horse, and then is kept as the horse's bitch for the rest of her life.

I just jerked off to some marchen plus last night.

by Blueberry69420 June 27, 2022