Mariano Rivera

The greatest closer in baseball history. Period. End of Story.

Dude #1: Mariano Rivera
Dude #2: The dude that blew a world series by throwing a ball into center field?
Dude #1: Yeah, the dude that has the lowest career post season average, 500+ saves, the lowest career era among relief pitchers and the most saves in post season and world series history.

Dude #2: Damn.

by yanks42 July 15, 2009

Mariano Castano

Mariano is a curly headed Mexican who is mostly known for TikToks he is currently situated in Ottawa, Canada he is mad sexy no cap and his deep voice is just ughhhh and his big lips 😫

Mariano Castano is sexy asl

Mariano Castano is my sexy Mexican baby daddy
Mariano Castano is the CEO of kappa and roots

by thatwhitelatina December 28, 2019

marrano

a filthy slob, a big fat dirty pig/hog,

Ese guey es bien marrano?

This guy is a filthy pig.

by Captain 25th street December 17, 2010

Martinox

When a Swedish guy and a New Caledonian girl meet each other

"Oh boy, now that's a Martinox"

by HellmuthVonMucke April 17, 2020

Boban Marjanovic

An absolute legend who is the GOAT and is unstoppable on the basketball court. When Boban is at full power he can dunk from half court. Many people underestimate Boban but that is because he only uses a minuscule portion of his power.

Boban Marjanovic is a fucking legend and is the GOAT of basketball players. HOLY SHIT JALEN OSHEA HAS A MASSIVE COCK!!

by Champaroo February 14, 2019

Mariano Rivera

Arguably the best closer in baseball of all-time. Has been a pitcher on the New York Yankees his whole career, which is now 10 years. He is a.k.a Mr. Automatic because when he comes into a game with a lead, the game is over. He has pitched in 586 games and 728.1 innings. He has 336 saves and a 2.43 ERA (Earned Run Average).

"He's (Mariano Rivera) the best I've ever been around. Not only the ability to pitch and perform under pressure, but the calm he puts over the clubhouse. He's very important for us because he's a special person."-Yankees Manager Joe Torre

by sprtsfan212 August 27, 2005

Martand

Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Martin your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up you cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyones heart melt.

Oh how i wish i had a Martand but I'm stuck with this asshole

by Bubbebybsb June 15, 2020